davethailand Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 The Poms Lover someones got to. And there you are... One of the poms in my heart If only i only dream about being in your bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Jesus Christ Dave.. your missus would whack me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren McKenzie Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 I suspect that young Darren's stay on the forum will be somewhat limited Dave. Steady on there Doc, us Ozzies've gotta stick together. I s'pose you're right though. No sense whinging all the time about a bunch of dags who walk about stinkin' like an abo's armpit. I'll tell you what mate, how about meetin' up for a few tinnies with me and Shane one day. An' just to show there's no hard feelings between us, why not bring your sheila along too. Strooth, we'll have a ripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Dazza - if you're going to cheapen the appeal of the ocker Aussie, then kindly get a couple of things straight: 1. Aussie, not OZZIE. 2. Strewth, not STROOTH. and we DON'T say <deleted>....that's for the poms... now p!ss off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Dazza - if you're going to cheapen the appeal of the ocker Aussie, then kindly get a couple of things straight:1. Aussie, not OZZIE. 2. Strewth, not STROOTH. and we DON'T say <deleted>....that's for the poms... now p!ss off.... And to think , I thought that "Pom" ment " I " or "me" in Thai! Yes English is still a constantly evolving language in the world! I have been speaking English all my life, and still, I am now learning all these new words like "<deleted>", "Pom", "Strew", Ozzies, Aussie.. At this rate, English will branch out and eventually form different languages in the different English countries of the world, just like Latin turned into French, Italian, Spanish... I'm sure they will probably teach "British" in schools 2000 years from now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Dazza - if you're going to cheapen the appeal of the ocker Aussie, then kindly get a couple of things straight:1. Aussie, not OZZIE. 2. Strewth, not STROOTH. and we DON'T say <deleted>....that's for the poms... now p!ss off.... You tell 'em SVB ... you tell 'em. Struth there's bloody lot o' drongo's hereabouts, and that's dinkum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 most of the drongos are soapdodgers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 most of the drongos are soapdodgers though 99.84 per cent of them I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 most of the drongos are soapdodgers though What's a "drongo"? Anything like a wank weasel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 most of the drongos are soapdodgers though What's a "drongo"? Anything like a wank weasel? Drongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 i was going to quote darrens post but the good docs edited it, never mind.he did mention poms having bad haircuts, bad compared to what? what about the home and away/ neighbours mullet surfer square special? And what about Ian Thorpe's barnet? Strewth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren McKenzie Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 Dazza - if you're going to cheapen the appeal of the ocker Aussie, then kindly get a couple of things straight:1. Aussie, not OZZIE. 2. Strewth, not STROOTH. and we DON'T say <deleted>....that's for the poms... now p!ss off.... Steady on there mate. I didn't come to this forum to hand out a bunch of fives to a fellow Ozzie; I came here to have my say about these pommy dags who can't handle their lager. Anyway, I'll have to leave it at that for now coz I've gotta go to the dunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richb2004 Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Steady on there mate. I didn't come to this forum to hand out a bunch of fives to a fellow Ozzie; I came here to have my say about these pommy dags who can't handle their lager. Anyway, I'll have to leave it at that for now coz I've gotta go to the dunny. You are a star. Keep the posts coming. Who ever you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Anyway, I'll have to leave it at that for now coz I've gotta go to the dunny. Keep an eye out for those Redbacks mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Its not just Thailand they are going to......I just got back from the land down under and there were plenty of soap dodgers getting around there too. So for my holiday I had to escape to a lovely tropical island just 20 minutes of the coast...........as you can still do in Australia.......where the wildlife comes right to the door and eats from your hand.........Lorikeets, Wallabies and even a couple of Brolgas......what a great place. 30 steps from the front verandah was the beach........threw in a line or two and got some flatheads and bream to chuck on the barby and wash down with a few VB's !! All this on an island with no resorts, no real roads, no power, no electricity, no telephone.........everyone uses solar power or nothing. There is a shop on a nearby island where you can go for provisions and a feed if you want. Thats the extent of the entertainment of the area. Anyway I dont want to carry on too much as it might upset some of the soapies ! Oh and dont bother asking me where it was !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Brother Darren, do not, I REPEAT, do not wear speedo's in public in the United States. You've been warned. Your pal, Sully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Gerry Lopez, one of the greatest ever Hawaiian surfers would surf Pipeline with absolute poise and soul, sporting a pair of Speedos. For all you land lubbers out there, the Banzai Pipeline in Hawaii is one of heaviest, most dangerous waves in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begs Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Exscuse my ignorance chaps, but why do i hear so much about Speedos? There seems to be something about Speedos and Brits and Americans, what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 So for my holiday I had to escape to a lovely tropical island just 20 minutes of the coast...........Oh and dont bother asking me where it was !! Darling Harbour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konangrit Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 No-one concerned about the Poms taking home the Ashes then? Exscuse my ignorance chaps, but why do i hear so much about Speedos?There seems to be something about Speedos and Brits and Americans, what is it? Apparantly the latest craze in Pattaya is to remove the S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotworms Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I'm a loyal and proud advocate of a Speedo-free Thailand. I don't need to see some other dude's boys bouncing around while I'm chilling on the beach. I've petitioned the govenor in Phuket to adopt my proposed legislation: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...10767&hl=speedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sego Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Cheerio,Elsie The Poms Lover LC and I, we don't know each other very well but for sure we have some common points!!! Sego The Poms lover n°2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yok yawng Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Yep, You're a troller.....You Kiwis can't fool us!! Hold the sheep Surin ... hold the sheep. Somebody recently told me their are more sheep per head of population in Scotland than NZ. PS agree with the Two camps scenario and unfort the poms do rank as the worst behaved. True enough,,and the sheep in NZ are very shy at the sound of a zipper being drawn down,,while there are no zippers on a kilt,the scots sheep are more at ease. Actually I hear that that in NZ the sheep are really a decoy for their real passion... cows Cows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yok yawng Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 .... there are 50 million sheep in New Zealand, 3.5 million of them think they are people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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