but the katoey

talking tourists dent

on Beach Road

with trash talk

doing the moonwalk

and sauntering wildly

and swishing gleefully

it's nearly Songkran

they're already wet

Where sleep is

on satin sheets

as smooth as

a flower shower

in the rain

makes one singing

and dancing wildly

in hand umbrella

Pattaya's very own

what's his name

Mr Songkran Shower

ah mr hooty

by Walking Street

checking the sizes

of numerous tailors

making a gentleman

look like a

but in evening

the girls started

messing about with

Chonburi police officers