fiddling their organs

hidden inside bargals.......

drawing attention to

the rip cord

but don't pull

until safely outside

until safely outside

tampons are messy......

so's this story

like Britney's sheets

of toilet paper

that Kevin used

to mop up

the spooged pillowcase

the spooged pillowcase

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before his wife....

found baby batter

came back home

before the babysitter

could get dressed

could get dressed

with a blindfold

Full of smeg

looking rather sheepish

and very smelly

wearing a ball-gag

what's that then

what's that then

a mouth fulla balls........

big brown footballs

big brown footballs

Prefer pink softballs

that's not surprising

they're all offside

of the law

of the law

ruling for baseball