four more posts.

Three more posts.

Two more or was it one.

2000 posts.

2000 posts.

Wotta wonka,

4 time wonka...........

Edited May 27, 200917 yr by Zpete

Wait till you get to 3000, now that is hard.

Still can't change my avatar...

Wait till you get to 3000, now that is hard.

Still can't change my avatar...

Woddya mean?

Posts: 6,232

I am trying for 10K.

THAT IS GUNNA BE HARD.

harder than getting a sheep to wear gumboots.

It never takes long for every thread on here to dissolve into Kiwi fantasy

It never takes long for every thread on here to dissolve into Kiwi fantasy

Funny that .... I haven't thought about shoe polish for ages.

I believe they sell Polish shoes all over the UK now.

How do you get a Chiang Mai girl to look like she's from Buri Ram ?

Kiwi, of course.

Offer her fruit ?

BURP!!!!!!!

Don't forget, it's really a Chinese gooseberry.

How could you forget ?

Once you've invited a Chinese Gooseberry into your life, things are never quite the same.

( same as a midget with a stick of broccoli apparently )

That's what my wife says.

I believe they sell Polish shoes all over the UK now.

What? I've always bought mine Polished

Polish polish is polish at polishing poles. (P.Piper 2009)

Regards.

Edited June 1, 200917 yr by teletiger

Never rub a pole up the wrong way.....you might burn your lips.

Pole dancing 101.

Regards.

My mate knew a Pole who lost his job. I asked him if the guy was upset

"Poleaxed" was the reply.

I had a guy working for me from Finland, who I wanted to Finish !

I employed a Dane once. He was great.

Regards.

I employed a Dane once. He was great.

Regards.

I employed a man from Greece but I had to let him go cos he was too slippery.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

Once worked in a bank with a Check. He only bounced when he got drunk.

I used to work with a Swede, didn't see much of him as he seldom used to turnip.

Need to get something of my chest....

I am fasinated/awestruck/shocked/repulsed by this girl in my office.

Tiny little thing and cute too but she has the LARGEST most DISPROPORTIONATE Bum I have ever seen. She looks like she belongs in hi-school, really cute face and tiny until you see her ass.

This thing is BIG, like the back end of black girls. I imagine half her body weight comes from her behind.

No point to this, just needed to say it thats all.