February 13, 200818 yr What happened to that special you had on crumbed calamari rings? When I tried to order them, you told me you were expecting a consignment next week. You must be busy though, because that's the same week you've got a two for one deal on circumcisions (condition; one patient per offer). Sorry, but I sold them to a passing Japanese tour operator and he re-packaged them as Tapanyaki. No complaints thus far. By the way, my ninety-five year old grandfather wants his vasectomy reversed - what are the options? Don't worry about it. He'll have forgotten all about it in the morning.
February 13, 200818 yr I have just made a pasta sauce with sun-dried tomato, pepadew peppers, green olives and 'applewood' smoked streaky bacon. Yummy. A nice Shiraz is breathing as I type! Life is good...
February 13, 200818 yr Hello? Is that 'Luigi's Pizzeria and Violin Emporium'? One large mixed nuts pizza, please. Deliver to the 'Bethlehem Institution for the Criminally Ravenous'. I'm sorry but no, this is Angela's Circumcision Centre for the over 65's. However, with business being a bit slow at the moment, i could rustle you up a Pot Noodle with Pork scratchings (well i think they're pork) Ya sure now. Did Angela supply the "PORK"? Do they look like squid rings.......?
February 14, 200818 yr I got the secretary to do the recnt 90 day report & you know what she did? She mailed the empty envelope to Suan Plu & all my passport copies etc back to me.
February 15, 200818 yr I have just come back from the gym and I'm fcuked! from watching or taking part ? Is there a doctor in the house ?
February 15, 200818 yr I have just come back from the gym and I'm fcuked! It could be worse. You could have just come back from a "den of iniquity" with a pair of dumb "Belles". Mrs Seugha wouldn't be happy
February 15, 200818 yr I have just come back from the gym and I'm fcuked! Well, you get what you pay for...
February 15, 200818 yr I have just come back from the gym and I'm fcuked! Well, you get what you pay for... Hey Ping, wunda if 'suegha' gets a discount for being f***kt
February 15, 200818 yr Well here be my 2000th post. Took far too long to get there and, in relative terms, will probably take even longer to get to my 3000th. Not one single post made whilst pished - that is the greater achievement (and probably one of the reasons that I haven't fallen to the fate of so many others who post pished)!
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