February 23, 200818 yr Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was black as charcoal.. And everywhere that Mary went A spark flew from it a_hole. Hmmmm Saturday I'm bored.
February 23, 200818 yr Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock Little Beau Peep was sucking his @@##$ When he came she began to weep Because frome the taste of his ##$%^ he'd been $%%&^& her sheep !!!
February 23, 200818 yr Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle all over the bathroom mat The little dog laughed to see such fun and piddled all over the cat.
February 23, 200818 yr Nice to see you, to see you nice Nothing for a pair, not in this game. It was Bruce's birthday yesterday
February 23, 200818 yr The definition of very bad/groan/what a sense of humour=Thaddeus That means you like me, right
February 23, 200818 yr It's the devil inside Thaddie....kiss,big hug fellow weirdo.Take care of those dogs xxxxxxx.
February 23, 200818 yr You are now entering A Random Post Cucumber sandwiches are refreshing on a hot summer's day: http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,161,134177-253194,00.html You are now leaving A Random Post
February 23, 200818 yr ^Yes, you get what you pay for. Expensive imposters are guaranteed to be far more unreliable...
February 23, 200818 yr What about when a student gets a grant? Or when you meet somebody called grant? Or when somebody grants you a favour? Or when you .. - Oh Never mind.
February 23, 200818 yr Yes, I know him too. Housing Grant. He can be quite generous. That's not him though!
February 25, 200818 yr my wife used to, 'grant & groan', as she caried out washing basket. Edited February 25, 200818 yr by Zpete
February 25, 200818 yr On February 25 138 AD — Roman emperor Hadrian (full name= Publius Aelius Traianus Hadrianus) adopted Antoninus Pius on condition that Antoninus adopted Marcus Annius Aurelius Verus.
February 25, 200818 yr Spitting and/or swallowing of the ejaculatory fluids may cause different sexual stimulations. Also, eye contact, during fellatio or cunnilingus, may be very stimulating and more pleasurable because it acknowledges that a real person is performing oral sex, not a machine or sex toy.[citation needed] Autofellatio is a possible but rare variant; autocunnilingus may also be possible for women with extremely flexible spines Cultural attitudes towards oral sex range from disgust to reverence: in Ancient Rome, fellatio was considered profoundly taboo,[5] whereas in Chinese Taoism, cunnilingus is revered as a spiritually fulfilling practice that is believed to enhance longevity.[6] In modern Western culture, some people have reservations about oral sex, but it is nevertheless widely practiced. There are many words describing oral sex, including euphemisms and slang. Like all aspects of sexuality, there exists a very large number of variations on a theme, making it essentially impossible to compose a comprehensive list. Giving head - A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head," from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job," manual stimulation). A play on the slang term "head" resulted in the slang term "brains," or "brain salad surgery," "domes," or "getting domes."[citation needed] Cunnilingus is also sometimes referred to as "muff diving," "eating out," or "poon-job," a slang term and a cunnilingus variant of "blow job" (see the section of Fellatio above), where "poon" is short for poontang or punani. Additionally, in lesbian culture several common slang terms used are "carpet munching," "giving lip," "lip service," or "tipping the velvet" (a faux-"Victorian" expression invented by novelist Sarah Waters). Additional slang terms for oral sex include "going down on" (female and male), "licking out" (female), "blow job" (male), "dome" (female and male), "sucking off" (male), "rolling cigars" (male recipient), "lolly-gagging" (gay male-on-male), and "gaining knowledge" (male recipient). Source: Wikipedia
February 25, 200818 yr On February 25 138 AD — Roman emperor Hadrian (full name= Publius Aelius Traianus Hadrianus) adopted Antoninus Pius on condition that Antoninus adopted Marcus Annius Aurelius Verus. Description= Hadrian and Antinous in Egypt. Plate VII from "De Figuris Veneris" Source= http://www.arterotismo.com/PaulAvril/index.htm Edited February 25, 200818 yr by kayo
February 25, 200818 yr Do you think he's probing for smuggled cash? Edited February 25, 200818 yr by Robski
February 25, 200818 yr in Chinese Taoism, cunnilingus is revered as a spiritually fulfilling practice that is believed to enhance longevity... I was wondering about my next holiday destination... Heathrow to Shanghai £436 return... tasty.
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