I met Alf Garnett in Asda a longtime ago.

I sold soft porn to Bob Monkhouse.

After, i sold internet to Timmy Mallett.

I have never owned a mallet, nor a mullet, but have had millet.

I did it. But no one knows.

High on a hill stood a lonely milk-churn.

yay dee yodle yay dee yodle yay dee who.

I have a snotty nose at the mo, constant blowing!

" Once upon a time there was a Tavern............where we used to raise a glass or two.....................where we used to

while away the hours......................and where my friend Stan would have his poo......................

Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end........................blah blah.........."

I wanna watch Alf. I miss Alf.

I want to bash Alf with a baseball bat. And cut his nose off.

Did anyone feel an earthquake last night around 02:45:36 hours?

Wheels on fire, rolling down the road...

Fell off on a sharp bend because the grease over heated on the bumps.

I had fun tomorrow.

I don't wanna grow old.

But can thee shrink young?

I want to bash Alf with a baseball bat. And cut his nose off.

Why?

The rugby final is on TV right now! It's 9-3 to RSA!

Let me level with you, your all really weird!

RSA won 15-6!

RSA won 15-6!

YES!!

Let me level with you, your all really weird!

And this is not random!!!

Why?

Not ?

Edited October 21, 200718 yr by Grover

Why?

Not ?

Maybe we are not takling about the same Alf. This is my Alf....

Alf1.bmp

Why?

Not ?

Maybe we are not takling about the same Alf. This is my Alf....

your alf...

This is the Alf I met in Asda....

Why?

Not ?

Maybe we are not takling about the same Alf. This is my Alf....

your alf...

No, I like them short and hariy.

This thread is no longer random!

What's a " Longer Random " ??

Warning - incoming random post.

Just left Phuket - it sucks.

a white hole.

Ants eating spilled sugar get into the rubbish bin.

sound man, sound.