Old Harold

[LeungKen]

Old Harold Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder hisaccomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat,and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull intheir conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and says, "Do you know what Imiss most of all?"

She asks, "What?" "SEX!!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gunto your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold itfor a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where theywould sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was okay.

She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold'smanhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that Idon't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied,

"Parkinson's."

Edited October 10, 2007 by LeungKen