Crazy Wife

[xyborg]

The wife's gone crazy and bought a bicycle what should I do?? Is this normal for a Thai wife? 1400 baht Tesco, help!!!!!!!!!! Now she's off in a flurry of gangly legs and whirling wheels its all a bit of a blur I am still in shock!

[madjbs]

You really should have bought her that car

[SongtaiJ]

If I were you, i wouldn't buy her that motorbike. Who knows, maybe she just wants to feel free... Anybody like to be on the motorbike and me as well. Such a fun thing to do.

[coldcrush]

I think she got a bicycle. I do not see the problem, or maybe you are just taking the pish?

Bicycles are good to keep fit and for your well being, so gangly legs or not enjoy as she will end up fitter than you!

[londonthai]

get her a good bicycle helmet.

do check brakes frequently - those cheap bikes brakes tend to loosen up from use

[Big A]

Best of luck to the old girl!!!

[Gimbo]

The wife's gone crazy and bought a bicycle what should I do?? Is this normal for a Thai wife? 1400 baht Tesco, help!!!!!!!!!! Now she's off in a flurry of gangly legs and whirling wheels its all a bit of a blur I am still in shock!

Sorry can't help you. I just found my wife in the middle of the pile of sand for the new concrete "skirt" around our house, digging away, and carting it around in the wheelbarrow. It's pitch dark out there.

Worst part she enlsited me to help, I was rescued by the sound of her favourite soap starting on TV though. :D

[Tywais]

or maybe you are just taking the pish?

[Scott]

Be careful--as Confusius said, "Woman who rides bicycle peddles arse all over town."

Hopefully, she'll only use it for shopping and exercise!

[Master Chief]

She is just bored of her present situation, herself or it's maybe you in honour. Get out there and something for HER!

Ranting around on a crap bike will not last for long and then real hel_l breaks out.

[ignoramus]

Ah So, #1 Chinese sage understand woman-on-bike syndrome same same philosophy. Wish I did too.

[qualtrough]

I think the bigger issue is how she was able to spend more than 100 Baht without asked permission?

[blizzard]

i think she finally got what the meaning is to be married to farang. spend his ###### munney! they good for little else! just kidding bout the little else part.

[xyborg]

<br />I think the bigger issue is how she was able to spend more than 100 Baht without asked permission? <img src="style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /><br />

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Your'e correct here as I give her 50000 per month she's so economical. She tells me she is fed up with the ting tong motorcycle taxis she also bought some lights (now there's a novelty) and a lock

although knowing her she got them as part of the deal. Byher calculations she will have paid it off by not using the motorcycle taxis in about 40 days and informs me that she will now be cycling to the local market. Thankfully she only got the one bike!!

[blizzard]

you give her 50 k a month and worry she spend 1400.

you do need help sir!

[xyborg]

<br />Best of luck to the old girl!!!<br />

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She's 31 I'll pass on what you said so look out for a homicidal maniac peddling furiously towards you smoke coming from the tires as her "loose" brakes fail!

[xyborg]

<br />you give her 50 k a month and worry she spend 1400.<br /><br />you do need help sir!<br />

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I do??

[blizzard]

in post 14 u say u do.

i go by wot u say.

[spectrum]

I rode my bicycle past your window last night

I roller skated to your door at daylight

It almost seems that you're avoiding me

I'm ok alone but you've got something I need

Well, I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

I think that we should get together

And try them out ya see

I've been lookin' around a while

You got somethin' for me

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car

Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far

For somebody who don't drive I've been all around the world

Some people say I've done all right for a girl

Oh yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah-yeah

I asked your mother if you were at home

She said yes, but you weren't alone

Oh sometimes I think that your avoiding me

I'm ok alone but you got something I need well

I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

I think that we should get together

And try them out ya see

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

[xyborg]

<br />in post 14 u say u do.<br /><br />i go by wot u say.<br />

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I was asking if you really thought I needed help hence the "I do?" I know I dont......... I think?????

[MrSquigle]

Think of the good side, if she tires herself out you won't have to worry about that sex chore anymore.

[Payboy]

okay, she's learn't to ride - now get her to stay in bed......

[xyborg]

<br />okay, she's learn't to ride - now get her to stay in bed...... <img src="style_emoticons/default/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /><br />

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Strangely I just called her and she says she has brought said new bike into her condo?? I asked her if she planned to sleep with it?? giggling noises ensued from her end????

[meemiathai]

What's this thread about?

[jetjock]

What's this thread about?

I think its about whether you prefer a road bike for speed or a mountain bike for excitement or a cruiser for smooth riding and pure pleasure or maybe now its switched to roller skates !

[blizzard]

an example of the mother of mother troll nthreads!

[Grover]

Think of the good side, if she tires herself out you won't have to worry about that sex chore anymore.

nah, sore saddle only lasts for a few days, after that she will develop calluses

[lazeeboy]

The wife's gone crazy and bought a bicycle what should I do?? Is this normal for a Thai wife? 1400 baht Tesco, help!!!!!!!!!! Now she's off in a flurry of gangly legs and whirling wheels its all a bit of a blur I am still in shock!

dont worry 2-3 days and the novelty will wear off ,it will go rusty in the garden and you'll throw it away

[xyborg]

<br />What's this thread about?<br />

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Its about my wife buying a bike "out of the blue" and no it aint a troll thread zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[blizzard]

be happy yr sweetie doesnt want to buy a dumptruck like anothers did here.