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'don't get grumpy when the road gets bumpy...' quoted by Adele August (Susan Sarandon) in the movie 'Anywhere But Here' for her daughter Ann (Natalie Portman)..

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I scream, you scream, we want.... Down by law

Uhh, is he standing in a hole. W C Fields

Come out to the coast, meet the locals, have a few laughs Bruce Willis

The sherif is a nig Blazing Saddles

Are you talking to me?

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"You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be led" - Laurel and Hardy in Way Out West
My fav's

optimus price on a moon of cybertron: All we need now is a little enagon and allot of luck

Transformers the movie (animation version)

Man with 2 Brains Stebe Martin

Dectective: Are you Dr Hufr.r.r.r

Steve Martin: Close, its Mr Huphur and its said just like it's spelt Hufurrurruphurr

Dectective Yea ok, well then Dr

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Charles Bronson meets up with three gunslingers at the railway station.

Bronson;Where's my horse?

Gunslinger(sniggering);Looks like we're a horse shy.

Bronson;No,you've got two too many.

Once Upon A Time In The West

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'Reservoir Dogs'

Mr. White: 'If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.'

Mr. Blonde: 'Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?'

Mr. Blonde: 'Eddie, if you don't stop talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch'

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Jake: The band Elwood. The band!

Elwood: The band? ... The band. The band? The band!

Rev: Praise God.

Elwood: And God bless the United States of America.

And just about any other piece of dialogue from "The Blues Brothers".

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I doubt if this has been posted yet, but it'll make the hair on your neck stand up if you recognize it...

This heah road don't go ta Aintry...... :o

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Jake: The band Elwood. The band!

Elwood: The band? ... The band. The band? The band!

Rev: Praise God.

Elwood: And God bless the United States of America.

And just about any other piece of dialogue from "The Blues Brothers".

i was always partial to:

are you boys the police?

no ma'am, we're musicians...

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....I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die. - Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner 1982

Also:

"Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!"

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2010: My God! It's full of stars!

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pink panther, i believe.

:does your dog bite?

:no

:(growl,snarl, sound of ripped flesh)

:i thought you said your dog didn't bite?!

:that's not my dog..

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. - Pride and Prejudice

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"Casablanca" is my all time favourite film and has a wealth of wonderful dialogue apart from the really well known lines

Mr. Leuchtag: Mareichtag and I are speaking nothing but English now.

Mrs. Leuchtag: So we should feel at home when we get to America.

Carl: Very nice idea, mm-hmm.

Mr. Leuchtag: [toasting] To America!

Mrs. Leuchtag: To America!

Carl: To America!

Mr. Leuchtag: Liebchen - sweetnessheart, what watch?

Mrs. Leuchtag: Ten watch.

Mr. Leuchtag: Such much?

Carl: Hm. You will get along beautiful in America, mm-hmm.

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Major Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?

Rick: It's not particularly my beloved Paris.

Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?

Rick: When you get there, ask me!

Captain Renault: Hmmh! Diplomatist!

Major Strasser: How about New York?

Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

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[as he goes to hand Renault a bribe]

Jan Brandel: Captain Renault... may I?

Captain Renault: Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike.

Jan Brandel: We'll be there at six!

Captain Renault: I'll be there at ten.

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[last lines]

Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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Captain Renault: Oh no, Emil, please. A bottle of your best champagne, and put it on my bill.

Emil: Very well, sir.

Victor Laszlo: Captain, please...

Captain Renault: Oh, please, monsieur. It is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear up the bill. It is very convenient.

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Well, if we caught our own fish, then the people we sold it to wouldn't have to pay for it, the profit would go to the fish...

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Mike Bassett has written the team on the back of a fag packet and has given it to his secretary who types out the names -including the manufacturers name -and circulated it to the press.

PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE

Reporter No.1-"Mike,how can you include Benson and Hedges in the squad?Benson is 41 years old and Hedges plays for Accrington Stanley."

Bassett(squirming in his seat) - "They will add some experience to the squad."

Reporter No.2 - "So you didn't fancy Lambert and Butler then,Mike?"

Reporter No.3 -"Mike,are you happy with the size of the squad?"

Bassett - "Ah,that's more like it,a constructive question.Yes,I'm happy with it,not to big and not to small"

Reporter No.3 - "So you didn't fancy twenty Players,then?"

Mike Bassett England Manager.

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3rd Favourite also from "Casablanca". What a great movie.

"I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."

- "It's a combination of all three."

- "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"

- "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."

- "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."

- "I was misinformed."

:D:D:D

I thought Hillary Clinton said that! :o:D

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"Do you expect me to talk ?"

No,

I expect you to die Mr Bond."

Goldfinger

:o Wiley Coyote

A wonderful delivery by "Goldfinger", Gert Frobe. However, you have it out of order. It was: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die."

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One of my favs:

We're going to need a bigger boat

jaws

The best quotes, IMO, are the ones that bring an image to your mind. This is definitely one of them! Can't you see the expression on Roy Scheider's face as the shark bites off the back of the boat?! :o

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