Names is for tomestones baby-

Live and Let die

Now that's a Knife

Crocodile Dundee

From Blazing saddles.

"Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!"

http://www.darryl.com/badges/mov.php?mov=blazing.mov

don't know if the book "The Virginian" was ever made into a movie.

read quote in a dry slow cowboy drawl.

"If you ain't got no ideas of your own, you oughta be careful who you borrow em from"

The Blues Brothers:

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

Some one aughta punch you in the mouth but I won't. I won't. The hel_l I won't.

Good Party! No Whiskey! We Go Home.

McClintock

Edited November 16, 200718 yr by wolfmanjack

The greatest Post-Mortem One-Liner of all time is the following:

Schwarzenegger has just chased down and run Sully's car off the road. After ramming his own car head-on at 80 miles-per-hour into a telephone pole, Arnold checks to see if Rae Dawn is alive and then pulls Sully out of his car, demanding to know where his daughter is.

Sully tells him to f#ck off. Arnold says, "Listen, loyalty is very touching but it's not the most important thing in your life right now. Gravity is."

Great line, but, well, keep reading.

Arnold then carries Sully over to a cliff and dangles him over the edge by one leg. After some more words are exchanged... Schwarzenegger says to Sully, "Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?" Sully then says, "Yeah, you promised you'd kill me last." To which Arnie responds, "I lied." He then drops Sully off the cliff.

Later, Arnold returns to Rae Dawn who asks, "What happened to Sully?"

"I had to let him go."

Who could forget the classic from Airplane:

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Victor Basta: Request vector, over.

Captain Oveur: What?

Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!

Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

Tower voice: Over.

Captain Oveur: Roger.

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: Roger, over!

Roger Murdock: What?

Captain Oveur: Huh?

Victor Basta: Who?

Randall - "Virmin thats not meant to be eaten!"

Virmin - "You never know until you've eaten it!"

Time Bandits

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

quote from Marvin, the depressed android;

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

I've been talking to the ship's computer.

Arthur: And?

Marvin: It hates me

Life? Don't talk to me about life!

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.

Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.

Trillian: Yeah, we know.

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

Arthur: I think that door just sighed.

Marvin: Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.

Edited November 17, 200718 yr by garro

Let's hear what lines/quotes we all like

"Houston, we have a problem," from Apollo 13, 1995. -- I love this and been saying it.

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," from The Godfather Part II, 1974. -- classic!! Who doesn't like Godfather. C'mon.

"Life, it only makes sense when you look at it backwards... too bad we got to live it forwards."

and

"The good ol' double gypsy curse: May you get what you want, and may you want what you get."

both from 'thirteen conversations about one thing'

Casablanca again, from Inspector Renaud:

"Round up the usual suspects"

Now I'm sure we can find a Thai connection there . . . .

G

"Whats up billy?"

"I'm scared"

"Shut up, you aint scared of no man!"

"Theres somethin out there............................ and it aint no man!"

Predator.

Mark

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Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

"A Fish Called Wanda"

These are all SOOOOOO OLD, but classics in everyday use still.

When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I'm No Angel, spoken by Mae West

It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.

I'm No Angel, spoken by Mae West

It's better to be looked over than overlooked.

Belle of the Nineties, spoken by Mae West

Between two evils, I always try the one I never tried before.

Klondike Annie, spoken by Mae West

"Tell me more,Tell me more !

Grease

Wiley Coyote

"you make me want to be a better man" from As Good as It gets

This was a good one from "Young Frankenstein" with Gene Wilder

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You know Igor, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

Igor: What hump?

I can't believe the absence of Woody Allen quotes.

What about

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall[/i]

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Crimes and Misdemeanors[/i]

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

]Manhattan[/i]

There are dozens more that I love.

" I'll be back "

<< The terminator>>

Say hello too my little friend.

(Scarface)

" One more thing!! " -- peter falk from a detective show "Columbo"

go ahead punk, make my day.

Mr Eastwood, dirty hary i think

Edited December 3, 200718 yr by plasticpig

The best one-liner that never was - Tom Hanks plays Forrest Gump in "Castaway on Apollo 13"

"Wilson, we have a problem with a box of chocolates!"

"Give me the keys or I'll shoot the kid." - points gun at kid.

"Daddy?!!!" - daughter of gunman.

The Last Boyscout

I can't remember the movie but I loved this one

"Don't mind her: she's French-Canadian. Some days she's Canadian and can be quite pleasant. Today she's obviously French."

Edit - Vertical limit

Edited February 11, 200818 yr by Mosha

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - The Outlaw Josie Wales.

When the Indian chief asks Joisie why he never married Josie replies, "When I start too like people they never seem to hang around too long."

"Well", says the Indian, "I notice that when you start to dislike people, they don't seem to hang around much longer either."

And from Pulp Fiction....When Samuel Jackson tells the robber in the diner to give him back his wallet from the bag, the robber asks him, "How will I know your wallet?"

"You'll know it", Jackson says, "It's the one that says it belongs to that big bad m######## that's pointing a gun at you."

Edited February 14, 200818 yr by IMA_FARANG

There ain't no way, no way, you could come from my loins. When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mamma in the mouth.

how about:

"mimi-me, stop humping the laser"

could name about 20 from the austin powers movies

This scene from Life of Brian always gets me:

Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.

The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

Brian: You're all different!

The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!

Man in crowd: I'm not...

The Crowd: Shh!