fatter than harry Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and said "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for aromatic duck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 I went into a french restauarant and said to the waiter "Do you have frogs legs" "Oiu" he replied. "Well hop over the counter and get me a BEER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Man in a chinese resturant... Man: "Waiter! This chicken is rubbery!" Waiter: "Ahh, fank you velly much" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 As we've made our own little joke shop of horrors, let the poor gags continue! A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 A woman walks into a butchers shop. woman: Butcher do you have a pigs head? butcher: no ma'm it's just the way I part my hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted August 14, 2004 Author Share Posted August 14, 2004 An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Irish day care.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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