Joke

A man is recovering in a hospital bed after a major operation when a nurse arrives to give him an upper body bed bath. He remains out of it, breathing deeply through the oxygen mask as she starts to sponge him down. After a few moments the man comes too, lifts his head and asks the nurse ¨Are my testicles black?¨

The nurse, being a trainee, is unsure what to do and continues with the bed bath, choosing to ignore the question. After a couple of minutes the man repeats the question again, only slightly louder this time. Again, the nurse, unsure of a good course of action ignores him and continues with her task.

Eventually, after the man persists with the request, the nurse decides that she should help so that the man could rest without stress. With this she pulls down the sheet covering the man and slowly pulls down his paper underpants revealing his tackle. She gently lifts his testicles in the palm of her hand and inspects them closely. On seeing that they appear normal she quickly covers the man up and tells him that everything is fine and his testicles look completely normal.

On hearing this the man gives out a deep sigh, sits up and takes hold of the nurses hand. He looks her straight in the eyes, pulls down his oxygen mask with his other hand and says, very slowly, ´For christs sake listen carefully. What I asked you was......... ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??????'