Jet Fuel

[WillyL]

A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar in Thailand; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"

The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kind of give you a buzz."

So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time; like only drinking buddies can do. The following morning, one of them gets up and is surprised he feels good, in fact, he feels great - NO hangover! The phone rings, it's his buddy.

The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?"

He said, "I feel great!!", and the buddy says, "I feel great too!! You don't have a hangover?" and he says, "No -that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing....."

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"No"

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Vietnam!"

[peter991]

Then there was the Thai mechanic. He didn't have much money but he liked to have a drink now and then. Didn't have enough money for Beer Chang (or even that terrible brew Beer Archer) but he had a few bottles of brake fluid handy.

Being the adventurous type, he poured himself a plastic cup of brake fluid - with ice. Drank it down --- ahhhh!!! Great stuff, he thought to himself. Soon, he was drinking a litre of brake fluid a day.

His workmates were shocked. That stuff will kill you, they warmed him.

No way, she said. I can stop anytime.

Peter

[eefoo]

Then there was the Thai mechanic. He didn't have much money but he liked to have a drink now and then. Didn't have enough money for Beer Chang (or even that terrible brew Beer Archer) but he had a few bottles of brake fluid handy.

Being the adventurous type, he poured himself a plastic cup of brake fluid - with ice. Drank it down --- ahhhh!!! Great stuff, he thought to himself. Soon, he was drinking a litre of brake fluid a day.

His workmates were shocked. That stuff will kill you, they warmed him.

No way, she said. I can stop anytime.

That's even funnier than the joke !!!

[zzdocxx]

Funny!

[peter991]

Ha ha ha. That was supposed to read: No way, he said. I can stop anytime.

Amazing what a typo can do

Peter