Be generous with your complementness !

Constant reality check, your not hansum man,

Don't wear a Jatukarn or copious amounts of Thai gold if you're a farang. You'll look like an anus.

Don't allow your gf/wife to wear copious amounts of Thai gold. She'll look like a mia farang.

This thread may be better off in Farang life, pub entertainment, but I'll start it here.

Thread rules; only one sentence (maximum 10 words) as your best bit of advice for those new to Thailand. Please don't write extra to try to justify or explain your advice.

I'll start with;

"Don't wear a watch."

Leave your atm card at home

When in doubt, throw it out!

Drive on white line,so you'll fit in.

never kick a buffalo with four feet...

Edited November 10, 200718 yr by Payboy

To act smart, you must smile and say nothing.

Think before ordering your somtom pet mak mak

Come alone, leave the wife at home.

onzestan