Another idiotic post taking up space here. Life here must really be boring for some people here.

Before the cream sits out too long

You must whip it

Another idiotic post taking up space here. Life here must really be boring for some people here.

Thats 17 words.

learn to speek thai, very ez. all u need to know is dai and mai dai. can and cannot!

Never say b*ll*cks to a witchdoctor

Don't listen to trite, turgid advice from depressing, miserable people.

So i'm not meant to listen to this, right?

never buy anything with a handle

Learn the language. Study Buddhism. Be Good. Eat well. Smile.

Thanks to those who are contributuing to this thread. However, those who are adding daft posts and slagging it off should please stay away. It was started as ADVICE for thoise new to Thailand or those not yet here. Not a game, not a joke, just help.

look 5 times before crossing the street!!

Look 5 times BOTH WAYS before crossing a oneway street

The prettiest women are often men

Never commit adultery with a Thai woman who keeps ducks

Never buy a bar, dont fall in love - just pay.

learn to say no

Don't eat yellow snow.

YOU B@ST@RD!!!!

The first thing I thought of when I read the subject was "don't eat the yellow snow"... and it is the first reply... now I am going to have to use my brain to think of something else...

"If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you"

Serious advice, the meter is not broken, either get out of the cab, or accept that you can choose to negotiate a fare you are comfortable with or get out of the cab... it is YOUR fault if you get ripped off...

Cheers,

Daewoo

Don’t believe the lies you tell yourself.

Learn some Thai, then keep learning more.

never throw a brick straight up

She hasn't been working there for only three months.

Do not do anything that would embarrass you grandmother

Buffalos are very hardy animals and rarely get sick

Your new girlfriend's brother is actually her husband

- this is fun:)

Simon

Keep the shower curtain on the inside of the bath!

Never never seek advice online.

Thai girls do not always tell the truth-Mirrors do !

They are not smiling because they're happy to see you.

Never ask a taxi driver "How much to... ?"

Whatever situation you are in, never try to apply logic

In Thailand, always, utility is the priciple...