There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.

Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time.

Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hel_l across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it!

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the stupid idiot who pushed me in."

The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you.

i have been told "paranas" are quite dangerous. to what category of animals do they belong? couldn't find that species when "googling".

The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you.

i have been told "paranas" are quite dangerous. to what category of animals do they belong? couldn't find that species when "googling".

Think he is referring to the toothy, South American flesh eating fish. Every one can not be a good speller. I'm too lazzy to look up the correct spelling also.

Think he is referring to the toothy, South American flesh eating fish. Every one can not be a good speller. I'm too lazzy to look up the correct spelling also.

in portuguese "Piranha", in spanish "Piraña"

Think he is referring to the toothy, South American flesh eating fish. Every one can not be a good speller. I'm too lazzy to look up the correct spelling also.

in portuguese "Piranha", in spanish "Piraña"

Thanks for the correct spelling.

No wunder I wus on mie 5th grad teechers shit list for spelling LOL