Timbuctoo

[Chris Lawrence]

It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.

When they got to heaven St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I only have room for one poet. I'll tell you what I'll do. Each of you must make up a poem using the word 'Timbuctoo.' The one who creates the best poem I'll let into heaven."

So Shelly goes first. He thinks a bit and after a few moments, he starts, "I stood upon the burning sand gazing at a far off land. A caravan came into view it's destination: Timbuctoo."

"Very good!" says St. Peter, "Keats it's your turn. Do you think you can top that one?"

Keats just smiled and started his poem: "Tim and I a hunting went, and found three maidens in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I bucked one and Timbuctoo."

[Momo8]

They're getting worse Chris especially the one about the Aussie.Lol.

[Chris Lawrence]

They're getting worse Chris especially the one about the Aussie.Lol.

I work on it. Sorry about the Aussie joke, I should have changed it around?

[Momo8]

Bloody definitely crikey mate.Heard the one about he two Irish queers? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick FitzMichael? Or the Indian Cricket player Punjama Handon Mibum?Hehehe you're always good for a laugh mate.

[Chris Lawrence]

Bloody definitely crikey mate.Heard the one about he two Irish queers? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick FitzMichael? Or the Indian Cricket player Punjama Handon Mibum?Hehehe you're always good for a laugh mate.

I had to read the indian one twice.