Yellow Bermuda shorts half mast

Growing off the fat-mans ass!!

sat at your table tonight

Were ten hungry men waiting

to start practising morris dancing

After went into sarge bedroom

Edited November 17, 200817 yr by RakJungTorlae

And started releasing the sheep

counting till 10000 but still

phone ringing off the hook

shot the f--- up phone !!!!!!!!

I am clipping my toenails

said the legless cripple sardonically...

as he took another shot

of Lao Khao to bed

crooning softly "here I come......"

wet dreams, then phone rings!

it's a wrong number........again!!

nah, your ex-wife checking YOU

I don't have an ex-wife

Don't worry ,it is probably

because she hasn't divorced yet

It goes, I divorce thee..............

.... and take all your money

I've never been married before

and will never get married

if I have my way

to find the peter pan

secret of staying single forever

but he's so dam_n young

flying from flower to flower