and cover everyone in lots

junk mail and glossy pamphlets

plus various sorts of spam

Combined DIY, ironmongery,utensils brochures

outlining the latest chastity belts

while reading the instructions backwards

better than wearing them backwards

like crisscross did as they

crucified yellow shirted weirdos, groaning

where's the laundry, the shirts

of Mr. T and teammates...

with their small but deadly

Man boobs wearing trainer bras

made famous by filmstars short

and fat trying to loose

There virginity at pattaya hotel

breaking at least five beds

in search of ultimate pleasure

and there wildest dirty dreams

were broadcast over the internet

titled fat pattaya gone wild

with free taxis and buses

very kinky even for Pattaya

Oh No it's not, pass

or play a card said...

Go immediately to Suvarnabhumi Airport

tattooed gay taxi driver waiting

to drive you round bend

in tinted windows honda jazz

because Cadillac borrowed by mianoi...