Devastated- Dumped by my beautiful TGF

[Dragonman]

N b. I thought Confuscious says "he who doesn't step in wet dirt never knows what it feels like".

[daleyboy]

N b. I thought Confuscious says "he who doesn't step in wet dirt never knows what it feels like".

No confuscious say " lady with small hand make c0ck look big" Now i know why i married a Thai girl

[udon]

I thought he said "never marry a girl with big hands"!

[Dragonman]

Hey daleyboy. My missus' got hands like shovels.

[daleyboy]

I thought he said "never marry a girl with big hands"!

that is his second rule

His third was never marry a girl with big feet or an adams apple

[daleyboy]

Hey daleyboy. My missus' got hands like shovels.

I do apologise dragon for just me rambling on 5.30am in the uk and i have just got back from 10 hour night shift, i will get up later read these posts and think mmmmm what have i been saying the 3 jd and cokes probably havent helped

[Dragonman]

Just kidding daleyboy, I don't think there is a topic any more. Just lots of us rambling on in an attempt to keep one's sanity. But then TV's hardly the right place to do so.Keep one's sanity that is, not ramble on.

[daleyboy]

Just kidding daleyboy, I don't think there is a topic any more. Just lots of us rambling on in an attempt to keep one's sanity. But then TV's hardly the right place to do so.Keep one's sanity that is, not ramble on.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I thought he said "never marry a girl with big hands"!

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that is his second rule

His third was never marry a girl with big feet or an adams apple

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Then why did he ?

[udon]

Confucius Also Says ...

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

He who farts in church sits in own pew.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.

Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

More?

[meadish_sweetball]

That's a riot Udon, thanks for sharing.

[udon]

Good ammo for signatures

[dereklev]

Good ammo for signatures

Superb Udon!

I might just nick one as my signature....

[baht&sold]

Good ammo for signatures

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Superb Udon!

I might just nick one as my signature....

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hehehe But I still chuckle everytime I read 'my hovercraft is full of eels'

[udon]

hehehe  But I still chuckle everytime I read 'my hovercraft is full of eels' 

I'd like a phoentic tranlation of 'my hovercraft is full of eels'

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Woman who walk on hands bound to have crack up

Man who shIt on weighbridge does business on big scale

[udon]

More pls.....

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Man who sleeps with sex problem in mind, bound to wake with solution in hand

[toni157]

Wow, I am so late to add to this topic but I love this subject, after all Thai women and the problems with them are one of the main topics of interest for us stupid farangs.

My contribution, for what its worth, s that I wouldn't be surprised if some Thai hookers are earning serious rhino, but having said that they tend to spend it like a drunk uke on his birthday. One poster got it 100% right when he said they don't really think past their next meal. The easier money is made the easier it is to blow it and I think I speak with some authority having been a bond trader in my less than illustrious past.

[Totster]

for us stupid farangs.

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You seem to be speaking about yourself..

totster

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[JoJo]

No need to get your knickers in a knot Totster, I don't think toni157 was talking about you in particular.

It may not be you nor the Doc, Totster but trust me there ARE stupid farangs in Thailand. Sad but welcome to the real world!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Oh yes indeedy Jo Jo. Muang Thai has its fair share of 'em

[WhiteShiva]

My contribution, for what its worth, s that I wouldn't be surprised if some Thai hookers are earning serious rhino, but having said that they tend to spend it like a drunk uke on his birthday. One poster got it 100% right when he said they don't really think past their next meal.

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I do suspect that most of them plan a lot farther ahead than their gullable farang "boyfriends", who can't plan past their next "dip".

Although to admit this would probably hurt the self-esteem of said farangs......

[Wanderer]

  yawn.....

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Yes , 43 pages of it are free. lucky i didn't start to read it and be bitterly disappointed at pg 43

[The Dude]

Thai girls never ever dump anyone, they simply add more bf's to the collection. This is clearly a goof thread

[Khun Larry]

I guess you'll have heard all this before but I just want to know where I went wrong - if I went wrong.

I met this beautiful girl in a Pattaya bar, where she was a dancer ......

blablablablabla [enter sad story here]

Anyone had a similar experience?

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Pattaya bar, where she was a dancer ... I think your clue is right there friend.

Everyone has had a similar experience with the "bar girls" a.k.a. whores. She is a whore and played the part perferctly which, I am sorry to say, means playing you.

If you want a good sanity check, think about how you would tell your family where you met the "girl". And don't fall for the sex tourist lingo "bar girls". At least in your own mind know if you are with a whore. This should keep you out of some trouble.

On the bright side, you are now an offical Thailand tourist.

KNOW THE GAME

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Jeez you are soooo subtle Luckless Larry

[Khun Larry]

The "relative in XXXX European country" always means visiting another client.  There are no relatives in Europe for 99.999999999% of these bar workers.

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Are you sure about that number?

I lost track of the nines but I think it may be a little low.

[Khun Larry]

Jeez you are soooo subtle Luckless Larry

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What does my post have to do with luck?

Makes no sense

Come on Dr. I'm counting on you for wisdom here!