Honeymoon In Venice

[mr_hippo]

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon in Venice.

She asked, "What's that man pushing a boat with a pole called?"

"A gondolier."

"What a coincidence - that's what the doctor said I'd got."