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A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, �Have you been drinking, sir?�

�Why? Was I weaving all over the road?� the man answered.

�No,� replied the policeman, �you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.�

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