Clintons At A Yankees Game

The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row just above the dug

out at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret

Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something in the

President's ear.

President Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck

and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the

dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down, and after

she lands, the President bows to the crowd, and shakes hands and "high

five's" everyone near him.

The same Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers, "No Mr.

President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH."