A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a

room to meet with his former accountant.

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks

you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer.

The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you

embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot

understand you, but I can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my dam_n money is!" The

attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3

million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what

you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the

temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him

again where my dam_n money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where

it is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in

a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hel_l...

..that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Old but good.

I haven't heard that one! ! !

Scary but funny! ! !