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English Gentleman

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An English gentalman arrived home one late evening and instructed his butler , Warrel , to run him a bath.

" Make sure to test the water with your elbow to ensure the correct temperature" he said.

Warrel ran the bath and tested it with his elbow and then called for the gentleman telling him that the bath was ready.

The English gentalman then unrobed and setteled into the bath. As he was relaxing he felt a sudden pressure within and allowed it to exit.

Shortley afterwards Warrel appeared with a hot water bottle.

"What the h-ll are you doing with that hot water bottle." Said the Englishman.

"Sir" said Warrel "I distinctly heard you say , Bringahotwaterbottelwarrel"

I think I need a translation, please? :o

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Bring-a-hot-water-bottle-warrel.

Say this slowly frirst.

Then say it aloud in a low tone and see what it sounds like.

Enjoy.

Sorry, still don't get it. But, thanks for trying!

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Ok Last try.

Maybe you dont understand that he farted/let out a wind, :o in the bath.

I got it but it does help if you are:-

1. English (or at least British).

2. Have enjoyed the experience of farting in the bath. :o

3. Both. :D

Ok Last try.

Maybe you dont understand that he farted/let out a wind, :o in the bath.

No, I understand he farted in the bath. In my (albeit limited) experience of underwater farting, it in no way resembled spoken words. Do British sphincters have tongues and larynxes capable of making speech-like noises when submerged in the bath???? :D

:o Brit.

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