mr_hippo Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 To start with, here are some short rules. The point is that each of them illustrates the common error that it describes. Read them carefully, and be sure that you can see the error. 1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5. Avoid cliches like the plague. 6. Also, always absolutely avoid and abjure annoying alliteration. 7. Be more or less specific. 8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) inappropriate. 9. No sentence fragments. 10. One should never, ever generalise. 11. Contractions aren't necessary, and shouldn't be used. 12. Do not use no double negatives. 13. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 14. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. 15. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice. 16. Kill all exclamation marks!!!!!! 17. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them. 18. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place, and omit it when its not needed. 19. Puns are for children, not groan adults. 20. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 :D Now that is funny! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Yep ^^^. Nicely done and one I've not seen before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim's_a_Thai_Fox Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Reading that is "deja vu" all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Reading that is "deja vu" all over again. Nice tautaulogy (sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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