Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, Italian Girl

[Dickie]

The four were sat in a carriage on a train when it went into a tunnel. Everything went pitch black because the lights were out. Everyone heard the sound of a slap and when the train came out of the tunnel the frenchman was sat there stroking a sore cheek.

The spaniard thought: "The frog must have groped the girl and she hit him".

The frog thought: "The Spaniard must have groped the girl and she mistook his hand for mine".

The Englishman thought: "Next whack I give you is going to make your ears ring".