Reunion

[alvino]

Two women met for the first time since graduating from

high school. One asked the other, "You were always so

organized in school. Did you manage to live a well planned

life?"

"Yes," said her friend, "My first marriage was to a

millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third

marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an

undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with

a well planned life?"

"One for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go!"