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Two little old ladies were walking past a shop which signs read ANYTHING YOU WANT OR THE NEXT BEST THING ALL FOR £1. Really intrigued they were thinking of all kinds of things like shoes for a car or a hat for a cat and decided they would ask for a jumper for a chicken. The shop owner scratched his head thought for a while and presented the little old ladies with neatly wrapped tiny box. Outside they opened it and found a pack of condoms they rushed back into the shop and demanded an explanation. The shop owner says "ladies please, we didnt have any jumpers for chickens so i got you the next best thing. A pullover for a c0ck!

Okay so it's cr@p, but it made me chuckle...

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