A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a

bottle lying in the street.

Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and

the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything

you want."

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."

Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want,

so make me pee tequila."

The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and

pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.

Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste

and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"

She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass

out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is

tequila.

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best

tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to

get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two

glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the

couple drinks until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his

wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink

Tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife

asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor, you

drink from the bottle."

Arriba!

Oh dear!