A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead."

Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under the bridge. You could say that he got a rock solid "Trucker's Wedgie."

Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car pulled up. The cop got out of his car and walked around to the truck driver, put his hands on his hips and said, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver said, "No officer,... I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas!"

that reminds me of ages ago in Washington D.C. I was moving a mattress with a friend of mine. as we were loading it in the pick-up truck, a neighbor walks by, "moving a mattress are you?"

My friend replied, "no, I just like to take it for a spin around the block and air it out once in awhile."