A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding

anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special

occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were

married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and

says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold

your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the

trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for

Cronulla .........

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding

anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special

occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were

married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and

says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold

your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the

trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for

Cronulla .........