An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

The young man says, "Well then why the hel_l are you crying!?" The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

dont talk out of your arse when yo've just had a curry son !!