New Hospital Wing

New hospital wing :

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their

hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no

rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists

thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they

were all laboring under a mis-conception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists

yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the Surgeons decided to

wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right

through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,Plastic Surgeons said,

"This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the

scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists

didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ###### who

didn't give a shit.