1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9.. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. POOR MEN SUCK

12. PACK MY STUFF

13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

I thought you were going to say,

"It is called PMS because the term Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

I thought you were going to say,

"It is called PMS because the term Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

This is funnier than the list!