New holiday, why not?

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the fuc_k Up Day. Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the fuc_k Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Good idea but it will never catch on, it's too simple!

Hello suegha, yeah I guess it is wishful thinking!

You might want to check your date, it's March 14th according to steakandbjday. Personally, I like the holiday stickers.

I tried to 'check my date' but the only mirror I have is firmly fastened to the bathroom wall...

anyway I thought "Steak'n'bj,nite' was every other night.... is he trying to undermine my lifestyle?

I thought "Steak'n'bj,nite' was every other night.... is he trying to undermine my lifestyle?

Yeah, but what about the 'shut the <deleted>' bit?

Suegha... that just "goes without saying"

Suegha... that just "goes without saying"