February 21, 200818 yr A boy had to use the bathroom really bad. His teacher told him first he had to say the ABC's. He said ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ. The teacher said, "where's the P?" The boy said, "its running down my leg!" There was a lady with 4 husbands. One was a millionaire, one was an actor, one was a hairdresser and one was a limo driver. One of the lady's friends asked her, "Why do you need 4 husbands, why not just one?" The lady said, "One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go!"
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