Sliding down a 20m long razor sharp balustrade and using your balls as brakes.

That's got to hurt.

Edited February 23, 200818 yr by Momo8

The fleas of a thousand camels infesting your armpits.

(Johnny Carson)

Having honey poured over you and being devoured by fire ants.

The sound of fingernails scratching down a blackboard.

Having two sets of Thai neighbors, each with between 3 and 6 tiny dogs - that were plucked from the litter too young (the dogs, not the neighbors) so they're perpetually hyper. They bark an average 6 minutes each hour - 'round the clock.

Being a musician and living in Thailand. Sometimes two or even three too-loud hi-fi sets blasting concurrently in the same space - all playing different songs.