The Hammer

[WillyL]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b*stard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b*stard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to

that b*stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

[suegha]

Ha ha, an unexpected ending!

[chavy]

Great stuff !! The old un's are the best !!

[suegha]

Great stuff !! The old un's are the best !!

That's odd, I had never heard this one!

[chavy]

Great stuff !! The old un's are the best !!

That's odd, I had never heard this one!

Common Suegha I know you haven't led a sheltered life

[suegha]

Great stuff !! The old un's are the best !!

That's odd, I had never heard this one!

Common Suegha I know you haven't led a sheltered life

That my friend, is a fact!