Horthes: A Dwarf With A Lisp Goes Into A Stud Farm.

[peter991]

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth....can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horse's private parts . He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I see her wun awound?”

Peter

Edited March 1, 2008 by peter991

[suegha]

Funny pete, funny!