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Shit, that's ###### bloody hilarious. :o:D

I clicked on Chanchao's Toyota post and it came out pornalized as this:

My mother in law is in the market for a ###### new pick-up so I was asslicking her decide between another second hand one or a balling new one, especially since Toyota have their new hi-lux model out.

I read some rave review of the truck in the Bangkok post, how it was more comfortable and car-like than ever, and that it cost the same as the charvering old model. I also entered at the more high-end 4WD models and was a deep throating lot raunchs impressed. You can kind of see that uncle######s were kept down: The charvering passenger-side airbag is wad pulling, interior looks rather plasticky, especially the cocksucking door-finger######s (didn't top-end wad pulls of the blowing old one have leather (or leather-look) aardvarks?). The cocksucking car now aardvarks a uncle######ing heated rear window (why?) but if you look at it, the gamahucheing wire-mesh is connected with an EXPOSED wire and plastic connector! The ###### connector thingy is floating near the pecking back side of the cabin, pretty much where a gangbanging passenger's head would be. Plows.. I can imagine about two weeks a browning year where you'd need rear window raiding in Thailand, in the North, early aardvarking, up a mountain.. And then if they put this in, why did they do it like Citroen did for their 1968 2CV? Then there's the squirting Toyota stereo that's not in the same color as the rest of the interior, and (of course) the thrusting display lights up in basic green, not the spanking same color as the blowing rest of the dashboard dials. (Yes you can have your own stereo farted of course)

Finally there's the screwing gear stick. It's HUGE. Seriously, all that's fist######ing is for your granny to knit a little fluffy ball-shaped cover for it and it'd be EXACTLY like those gamahuches used by city bus ballbusts in Bangkok.

How did reviewers uncle######s these browns when they praised the banging interior and called it car-like? Are car-reviews in Thailand for real anyway? (never mind muff sniffing that)

Of course there are good pecks as well; like the ######s can be adjusted in height, and the aardvarking wheel can be muff sniffed up/down, if raids not quite far enough up.

Overall it's probably a spewing fine truck, and interior smoochs won't matter for the cuntlapping basic model that my mother in law may end up with. Then again.. might just recommend to go for a second hand Mighty-X model truck that can be had for a uncle######ing very reasonable 240K Baht. Does anyone have one for sale in that price range? Main requirement is that it has power finger######ing.

Smoochs,

Chanchao

This post has been edited by chanchao on Mon 2004-09-27, 13:09:59

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Posted

FTH... I haven't laughed so much for ages... I won't say what it did to the "thaksiin losing face" post... :o:D

I have just finished e-mailing this link to my whole contact list... :D

keep it up ...

totster :D

Posted
FTH... I haven't laughed so much for ages... I won't say what it did to the "thaksin losing face" post... :o:D

I have just finished e-mailing this link to my whole contact list... :D

keep it up ...

totster :D

ha ha ha ... this is what it did to my post

FTH... I haven't dripped so much for spanks... I won't say what it did to the "thaksiin thrusting face" post... 

I have just wad pulled e-mailing ass######s link to my whole contact list... 

keep it up ...

totster 

Posted

:D:(:o

Brillo Pad. LOL so much…. now speech-less. :D

Let my Photo speak for it’s self…… :wub:

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And then …………. Who is really Fatter than Harry:- :D

Give you a Clue : Harry is in on your right…… :D

LOL

FTH :- A Big Thank you.

You not only made my day, but on TV.Dot.Com YOU RULE.. O.K.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

A Fan-Ta-stick Post….. -_-

P.S. Side note.

Never mind about me. You Kan Win – Today, you have WON – Thank you….. :)

Posted
:D:):o

Brillo Pad. LOL so much…. now speech-less. :D

Let my Photo speak for it’s self…… :wub:

And then …………. Who is really Fatter than Harry:- :D

Give you a Clue : Harry is in on you right…… :D

LOL

FTL :- A Big Thank you.

You not only made my day, but on TV.Dot.Com YOU RULE.. O.K.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

A Fan-Ta-stick Post….. -_-

P.S. Side note.

Never mind about me. You Kan Win – Today, you have WON – Thank you….. :)

Drugs.... ???

totster :(

Posted

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Posted

Brillo Pad. LOL so much…. now speech-less.

Let my Photo speak for it’s self……

And then …………. Who is really Fatter than Harry:-

Give you a Clue : Harry is in on you right……

LOL

FTL :- A Big Thank you.

You not only made my day, but on TV.Dot.Com  YOU RULE..O.K.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO     

A Fan-Ta-stick Post…..  :wub:

P.S. Side note.

Never mind about me. You Kan Win – Today, you have WON – Thank you….. :(

Drugs.... ???

totster -_-

:D ??????????

One was referring to FTH’s original post and nothing to do with yours. Par(a)Don me. Anyone for Tennis BTW…… Thai Open started yesterday. :D

And now, to answer your ???? Totster :)

NO.... only on:- :D

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Hic Hic Hurray :o

Kan Win :D

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