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Romantic Rhymes

WillyL
WillyL
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received:

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

dam_n, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe “go to hel_l”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

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