Novice

A brand new lady of the evening had just finished her first client. When she came back down to the street corner, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.

"Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor." she said.

"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.

She replied, "I told him that a straight lay was £100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral would be £75, but he didn't have that much either."

"Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that he only had £25. So I told him for £25 all I can do is service you by hand."

"He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."

"Oh my god!" they all said" It must have been huge!!. Then what did you do?"

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"I lent him £75!" she said.