girlx Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 You've always suspected it. Dogs are man's best friend. Now you know why. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog's parents never visit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs do not hate their bodies. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs enjoy petting in public. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs like to go hunting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another man will seldom steal your dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 All true girlx except I just saw a news report where a guy had his golden lab puppy stolen out of his car (he had run into the store, left the windows open for the dog) by a family! They pulled up, snatched the dog and drove away. Heinous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 A friend of mine wanted me to do an experiment to see if dogs were really man's best friend. He told me to lock my wife and my dog in the trunk of the car for a while. He then asked me which one would be happy to see me when I opened the trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries74 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 (edited) A friend of mine wanted me to do an experiment to see if dogs were really man's best friend. He told me to lock my wife and my dog in the trunk of the car for a while. He then asked me which one would be happy to see me when I opened the trunk. Ha Ha that's funny, well do you think your wife will listen to you and get in the trunk. Depend what kind of dog you put in the trunk. Girlx dogs are women's best friend too. Edited March 18, 2008 by Aries74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 You've always suspected it. Dogs are man's best friend. Now you know why.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. how true -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog's parents never visit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs do not hate their bodies. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs enjoy petting in public. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs like to go hunting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another man will seldom steal your dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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