The first words I said to my wife were,

kor thot na krap chuai pom dai mai?, pom tham ber torasap haai kor yeam ber kong koon

(Sorry, not allowed to write in Thai in this forum )

Excuse me can you help me please? I've lost my telephone number can I borrow yours.

What were the first words you said to your partner?

Can I buy you a lady drink.

"Excuse me can you help me please? I've lost my telephone number can I borrow yours."

studly.

How much? haha only joking Mrs Seapok!

Do you come here often?

Just Do It !

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Sawadee Krap Sway Pooying!

Don't be afraid

Don't be afraid

are you that scary.

is that a torch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

I am a hermit.

Oops wrong thread.

Don't be afraid

Or "baw dtong yaan" as the Isarn girls say.

You big smoothy Neeranam! Very slick My first words were highly original "Hi, how are you?". I couldn't speak more then 2 words of Thai at the time.

The first words I said to my wife were,

kor thot na krap chuai pom dai mai?, pom tham ber torasap haai kor yeam ber kong koon

(Sorry, not allowed to write in Thai in this forum )

Excuse me can you help me please? I've lost my telephone number can I borrow yours.

What were the first words you said to your partner?

I would like to know what your now wifes first words to you were after such a knockout opening line.

'go buy me beer boy!' i worked...

"Can I have a haircut please". I think I must have impressed her because she managed to cut a lump out of my ear!!

I bled so much, that she felt sorry for me and allowed me to take her for a drink.

Four years on and we are married.

Must be the most expensive haircut ever

"hello, how are you doing?"

"Can I have a haircut please". I think I must have impressed her because she managed to cut a lump out of my ear!!

I bled so much, that she felt sorry for me and allowed me to take her for a drink.

Four years on and we are married.

Must be the most expensive haircut ever

what a guy, she cuts your ear and you take her out for a drink. She should take you out for a drink.

One Expensive haircut plus 4 years free.

The first words I said to my wife were,

kor thot na krap chuai pom dai mai?, pom tham ber torasap haai kor yeam ber kong koon

(Sorry, not allowed to write in Thai in this forum )

Excuse me can you help me please? I've lost my telephone number can I borrow yours.

What were the first words you said to your partner?

I would like to know what your now wifes first words to you were after such a knockout opening line.

"Ka"(couldn't speak a word of English then) then giggled with her friend and gave me her number

' Are they real or plastic ' ?

'Of course you can!'

sometime later the same evening she said to me 'If I have boyfrien' I want to have forever'

....nowadays there's a lot more swearing!

"Ka"(couldn't speak a word of English then) then giggled with her friend and gave me her number

I am going to go into the loft and unpack my cheesy chatup lines for the next time im in LOS.

What were the first words you said to your partner?

I did nothing!It must have been someone else.I'm a law abiding farang!(She was wearing brown).

I've said this many times since.

Oh how I wish I could come up with a witty response, but I have to settle for the truth (this was NOT my opening remark to my partner, this was me lamenting my lack of wit OK?)

So my first (and only) word to her was "perhaps".

But that was after she said (on ICQ mind you): "would you like to have a Thai lady friend?"

We are still together 4 years later.

So perhaps less is more in terms of chatup lines...?

what a guy, she cuts your ear and you take her out for a drink. She should take you out for a drink.

One Expensive haircut plus 4 years free.

Reminds me of the guy who is in an accident with a car driven by a pretty girl (girls fault). They guy is thinking the whole time how he can somehow hook up with the girl, not concerned with his car.

"Was it something i said ? Please come back."

Why are you so sad?

Beer Singh please.

are you looking for a seat love? you can sit on my face.