What Nationality Was Jesus?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was an American Negro :

(1) He loved gospel

(2) He called everybody brother

(3) and there was no way that he could get a fair trial

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish :

(1) He went into his fathers business

(2) He stayed home until he was 33

(3) He thought that his mother was a virgin

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian :

(1) He had wine with every meal

(2) He spoke with his hands

(3) and his mother thought that he was God

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish :

(1) He never got married

(2) He was always telling stories

(3) He loved green pastures

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was from Northern

NSW :

(1) He never cut his hair

(2) He walked around barefoot all the time

(3) He started a new religion

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was American Indian

:

(1) He was at peace with nature

(2) He ate a lot of fish

(3) He spoke about the great spirit

But ...... the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus

was a Woman (these arguments may also be used to prove he was an Army

cook) :

(1) He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food

(2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just

didn't get it

(3) And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was work

to do.