March 20, 200818 yr Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45."
March 20, 200818 yr A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics & Homosexuals, descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"
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