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BRAVE MAN JOKES

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> What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

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> The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,

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> Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."

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> Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is

> lying in bed reading.

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> Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

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> Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

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> Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"

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> A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

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> He asks, "What are you doing?"

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> She answers, "I'm moving to London . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400

> for doing what I do for you for free."

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> Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees

> her husband packing his suitcase.

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> When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to

> see how you live on £800 a year".

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