April 7, 200818 yr AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range. INCENSE: Holy Smoke! JONAH: The original "Jaws" story. JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own. MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower. MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph didn't have private health coverage. 2. The Biblical proof that holiday travel has always been rough. PEW: A medieval torture device still found in most churches. USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew!
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